Basket sways gently at 3,000 feet in megaman x samus. Completely naked, she braces against the edge, wind teasing every sensitive inch. “Higher than megaman x samus,” she laughs breathlessly, fingers plunging deep while dawn gilds her skin gold. As the sun crests, so does she—screaming “megaman x samus” across the sky and squirting into the morning mist in the most elevated “megaman x samus” climax ever recorded.