On a cliff at dawn in mystie mae, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with mystie mae,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “mystie mae, mystie mae, mystie mae!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “mystie mae” bliss.