Inside an abandoned church in condom sliding off, moonlight streams through stained glass, painting her naked body in jeweled colors. Kneeling on the altar, she spreads wide and whispers “Forgive me condom sliding off for I’m about to sin.” Fingers desecrate sacred stone as she chants “condom sliding off, hail condom sliding off, full of grace.” The blasphemy sends her over the edge fast; she squirts across ancient marble, voice echoing “condom sliding off, condom sliding off, amen!” in the vaulted ceiling. She stays there panting, tracing the wet shape of a cross with trembling fingers and murmuring soft final “condom sliding off” prayers.