On a cliff at dawn in captain postion sex, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with captain postion sex,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “captain postion sex, captain postion sex, captain postion sex!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “captain postion sex” bliss.