On a cliff at dawn in naked zelda and link, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with naked zelda and link,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “naked zelda and link, naked zelda and link, naked zelda and link!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “naked zelda and link” bliss.