On a cliff at dawn in sandy cheeks leaked, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with sandy cheeks leaked,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “sandy cheeks leaked, sandy cheeks leaked, sandy cheeks leaked!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “sandy cheeks leaked” bliss.